Q2 2026

I’ve been so busy that I missed out on a Q1 update this year! I got entangled in a jumbo commision which lasted from about October to just now! ๐Ÿคฏ

But lets go chronologically. At the start of this year, I set up 4 Kiltwalk pages as I’m attempting to clear all four of them ๐Ÿ’ช

I keep on stumbling injuries this year, so the Glasgow one is a big maybe ๐Ÿค”

Heres the linktree, um, link! to all four.

The first one in April happens to be the most gnarly clocking in at 23 miles. Wish me luck (or a miracle).

And the other epic charity work I did was a Gameblast! The last Splatoon 2 one I did was a great time so I was itching to take part again. My spark of genius was to combine my latest addiction (Sonic Racing Crossworlds) with my Robotnik cosplay gear to create a “Racing With Robotnik” stream.

In hindsight, ยฃ500 was far too ambitious ๐Ÿ’ฐ

I’ll just copypasta what’s on the Justgiving page (Which is still open by the way!).


Returning with a Rev

This year I’ve decided to combine two of my favourite past times. Playing videogames and behaving like a gigantic clown. I will be attempting to reach max rank on Sonic Racing Crossworlds with the added caveat of cosplaying on stream as Dr Robotnik.

Rank-up Regalia

The in-game online rank system starts at 9 and caps out at 1.

I’m currently on rank 9 so I have no idea how long the stream will last for! Realistically I expect a full days gaming out of it. At my age I’m a little on the brittle side for 24 hour gaming sessions (especially while in-costume) so the stream will likely last just from midday to late evening.

Each rank-up will be a different part of the Robotnik cosplay coming together

Rank 8 – The shoes

Rank 7 – The trousers

Rank 6 – Current beard gets shaved

Rank 5 – Makeup

Rank 4 – Goggles

Rank 3 – The jacket

Rank 2 – The moustache

Rank 1 – Stream complete!

Wheely Bad

It’s actually possible to decrease in rank while playing! And to make my likely failure a bit more entertaining I’ve set up a wheel of misfortune to inflict a unique inconvenience onto me every time it happens.

I’ll have to suffer the consequences of each until I recover the lost rank.

Grating Garbling – I’ll have to stay in character for the whole race

Aura Debuff – Have to play as a naff character

Seeing Red – Must wear the red tinted spectacles

Hampered Handling – Have to wear the Robotnik gloves. Very unwieldly

Mirror Mod – Wear the coat backwards,


So this was my intent! but foolishly, I neglected to check if there was a in-game event on that weekend (there was).

So I opted to just shove the whole outfit on. Give the people what they want ๐Ÿ˜Ž
I ended up playing 8 hours on both Saturday & Sunday and made sure to record the whole thing. And out of all of that, I cut together a 13 minute long supercut of all the worthwhile moments.

Streaming, chatting rubbish and playing around with all the cool things OBS can do was a lot of fun!

Chockablock with niche memes. As is my style.

Its currently at ยฃ327 raised ofย ยฃ500ย targetย by 14 supporters. It’s open for a bit longer so do please consider donating ๐Ÿ™ it’s for a very worthwhile cause.

Now for the mentioned giga-commision. It did take a lot longer then expected (I joked a few months back about doing it as a Christmas gift ๐Ÿ™„ very optimistic).

There was no official deadline thankfully, so we just took our time to get it as good as possible. It’s nice to have a cooperative and patient patron! Without further ado, behold! ๐Ÿ‘€

The customer success team
The sales team
The Pre-Press team

As you’ve no doubt sussed, each individual character has a fair bit of gimmickry and thought put into them. We wanted to exaggerate everyone’s best/funniest qualities.

There’s two others who landed on the cutting room floor.

Blog over! To reiterate yet again, more legend of fail episodes are incoming ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I’ve gotta edit the footage to inspire up a opening animation on 2 levels. And now that this commissions done I have the time to do it ๐Ÿ˜€

And a million and one other ideas as is the norm. Fingers crossed I’ll be putting together a beefy blogpost sometime in Q3๐Ÿคž

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